Anonymous asked: Hi wash um I heard you used to wet the bed during project freelancer is that true? *hides behind a box
No. Of course not.
fl-agent-alaska asked: For all those people who wonder about Wash's male/female preference: There is none. The only one I have ever seen him show any interest in is Eleven. I cannot count the number of times agent Cali walked into his bedroom in nothing but a towel to ask for some shampoo or other toiletry item, and he never paid any attention to her. On the flip side, I have personally caught Wash and Eleven making out during their "wrestling" practices in the gym. And Wash? You missed out on Cali ;)
Wash. Protecting the Blood Gulchers. That was so… assertive.
I’ll be in my b— *stops*
I mean— uh— I— I’ll be right back.
Didn’t expect that of me, Ells? Come on. You should know me better than that.
Anonymous asked: did you figure out what happened to georgia?
You really don’t want to know.
Anonymous asked: why do you have such a thick skull?
I don’t have a thick skull.
Anonymous asked: Eleven likes your laugh. Laugh more often.
Uh… Thanks for the information, I think?
agent-eleven asked: Shut up. You and I both know that I'm the more mature out of the both of us.
I just don’t think so.
agent-eleven asked: Well that's just a matter of peni-- *stops* /opinion!/
Real mature Eleven.
agent-eleven asked: Personal? *grins* I thought we were talking about guns and ammunition.
Considering the size of my usual rifle, I assumed that’s what you were trying to insinuate.
agent-eleven asked: Oh, is that so? From the four-- no, three-inch-- monstrosity? I beg to differ.
Eleven, you aren’t that funny. Shut up with the personal insults.
agent-eleven asked: No? Because I'm laughing pretty hard right now at your lack of... firepower.
I have plenty of firepower.
agent-eleven asked: Nonetheless, it's a blow you can't deny is true. *smirks*
Yes I can, Ells.
You’re not funny.
agent-eleven asked: If by "big gun" you mean you can handle a pistol four inches long, then yes. I agree.
Oh come on, Eleven. That’s a low blow.
agent-eleven asked: I'm surprised you didn't kill yourself with it. It looked hard to handle.
Really? So little faith in me.
I can handle a big gun.